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caliber38

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Location: Manila, Philippines
Job: student

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caliber38

A bad way to end the school year

Posted by caliber38 Apr. 16, 2009 @ 10:03 PM EDT

All right, it's been some time that I've posted a news post, so here's one fresh from my experiences.
During the last day of school, my friends and I took a jeep home for just P22.00!
There were three of us, one of my friends liked looking at hot girls in the school next to ours.
(mine was an all-boy school the school next to mine was an all-girl school)
Then I saw a girl that looked like a man, or was it a man in women's clothes?
(oh how I still regret seeing that)
Then, I thought of a wicked idea.
I told my friend, "Extremely hot girl at 1 o'clock!"
Then he was looking around and saw the girl that looked like a man or whatever it was.
Then he said, "I have been emotionally scarred for life".
After that, he never looked at the hot girls in that school ever again.
Some way to end the school year.
Yesterday, I got a mail from him saying that because of the above situation, he got so emotionally scarred, that he "accidentally" made out with my classmate when he went to his house.
That's more of being homosexual (because our school's an all-boy school) and paranoid than being emotionally scarred.

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caliber38

obsessed busmate

Posted by caliber38 Dec. 8, 2008 @ 11:43 PM EST

ok so i have a busmate he just watched bolt in theaters and he came out obsessed with penny.
right now he's thinking of all the ways he could have sex with her (im telling you he's a lunatic!).
he even said "i'll have sex with her 12 hours straight!"
and he also said "maybe if we get married i could be a billionare!"

please post your opinions on this post.

Updated: 12/08/08 11:46 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
caliber38

another news post

Posted by caliber38 Nov. 15, 2008 @ 1:26 AM EST

just a regular news post.
any comments will do.
if you're asking why I created this news post is to just do something since i'm bored out of my mind right now.

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caliber38

my first whistle blow

Posted by caliber38 Oct. 29, 2008 @ 12:26 AM EDT

hey I blew my whistle for once for the movie being stolen (not necessarily).
there are two the same submissions, same author but under a different name.]
here are the submissions:
submission 1
submission 2
see why I blew the whistle.

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caliber38

The guy I cheated

Posted by caliber38 Oct. 28, 2008 @ 10:08 PM EDT

Hey you know what I cheated a guy. How?
OK.
so there was this hobo living outside my school, selling super expensive laptops.
since he was a hobo and uneducated he was selling it for a cheap price.
usally it cost 10000 bucks but he sold it for 100 bucks.
so obviously I wanted the laptop but i don't get an allowance that big.
so I just used the play money I brought.
I gave him the play money and since he was a hobo he didn't understand the difference between play money and real money.
I took the laptop and ran home quick.

Maybe he'll spend it and get arrested for counterfeiting. (heh heh heh)

Updated: 10/28/08 10:08 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
caliber38

i'm filipino!

Posted by caliber38 Oct. 22, 2008 @ 4:14 AM EDT

guess what even though you see it in my profile, i'm filipino!

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happy at NG

Posted by caliber38 Oct. 19, 2008 @ 3:09 AM EDT

wow i've been here like only 1 month but i'm already used to NG even though 'm only allowed to use the computer on saturdays ( i'm already used to NG 'cause while everybody is not looking I use the computer and I do "sneak visits" to NG whenever I have the chance, heh heh heh).

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